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I once loaned money to a blind friend of mine. He told me he would pay me back when he sees me again. What?

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Describing OpenSuse - dependency solving

OpenSuse is like a german officer,
always on the run for the regular dependency crisis solving:

so it says son, you have three choices:

1. first you keep the package or maybe
2. secondly you take the other one, but
   3… thirdly whatever you choose you are going to get shot,
   so your system dies either way.
   … but wait, this was just the OpenSuse - Questioning light version:
   Sometimes you have like 5 choices …
   but in the end, you still get shot

( an original joke by andy gaal )

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